SARCASM IS DYING!!!

The problem with thinking that you are sarcastic is that you never really think you are sarcastic enough and when your girlfriend who is very important to you tends to dodge the import of one of your most sarcastic comments because she doesn't appreciate sarcasm or wants to understand its importance in your life then so as to have a simple life without fights or arguments you just tend to stop being sarcastic and then start feeling that you aren't sarcastic any more...

Now, to really be able to stop yourself bursting out with sarcastic comments to most things you observe around her, you find that you are infact controlling yourself in other situations as well so as to not lose control when you are with her and this is a vicious cycle.

But the thing with being sarcastic is that you can't be controlled for too long and then you try and find out loopholes where if you are sarcastic and make sure that it isn't directed to the girl of your dreams you may just have a chance of her laughing at your clever observation which is entirely pointless in my case cause the lady in question doesn't believe that sarcasm is really an earthly creation and hence doesn't really give a rat's or any other rodent's posterior about whether or not I am a gifted and practicing sarcastic!

Though, now, most people would say that putting a bar over sarcasm would make me seem like a better, much nicer human being... But you know what that is entirely always wrong because I abuse more at traffic junctions and most times loudly to vent my frustration at the silly bloody dodo who thinks its fun to back out his truck right at the moment when the lights have turned green, so he could take a U turn! And when you abuse what tends to happen is that you are most always saying something rather offensive to not just the abused person but his family and ancestors! But the bigger problem is that everyone on the bloody road seems to believe that they deserve to be abused and so they retaliate by wanting to beat the living shite out of you and since you are a Gandhian you just trip him before he gets to you. But the thing is that when atleast half a dozen people with guilty conscious thinking that they deserve to be abused turn to beat me up because they feel that I am the best way to vent their frustrations of warring wives, untoward kids and ugly bosses rather than the fat sweating stinking nincompoop because of which we are all stuck on the road without AC because he is fat sweating stinking nincompoop then I really wish that I could have been my mean sarcastic self because it aids in survival and that is all Darwinian...

Atleast if I was sarcastic then none of them would have the brins to understand or if they had the brains they would have appreciated what I had said rather than wanting to beat me up for an abuse not intended to abuse them...

I can guarantee world peace with sarcasm... But the cutest girl on the planet won't get it and so you my dear half sarcastic friend can only but abuse to keep your BP down...