Tuesday, April 10, 2007

The hum drums!!!


Beep! Beep! (You have been introduced to THE PHONE)[Well it went off again, It doesnt go off too many times but it does from time to time and with the same tone of voice at the other end.] People are either calling to tell me where I screwed up or where my need has arisen.
This morning once more I was confronted by the oft heard and now expected " pRicky... Do you know the access code to RP1???"
pRicky with natural optimism and absolute cheer " Don't know, I am not sure" (Now thats the thing I am never sure... and my first response to things always is I don't know. I think I should just record it and keep it...)
The caller" But I need it... If you could jsut give me the code..." Now of course you need it. Otherwise why in hell's name would you call me? But I really didn't know.
pRicky suggested " Call the HOD... she will have it..." I also feel I suggest way too much. I mean who am I???
The Caller in all propriety " But do you think this is the appropriate time..."
I now completely blew away... flabergasted pRicky ventured " how the hell does it matter if its appropriate or not? And when will it be more appropriate than Nine in the morning?" I also conveniently forgot that I am rude and very insensitive bordering on crude more times than not and people often say its easier for me to be sarcastic than anything else... Well, what can I say people measure me just about not absolutely wrong...
The caller " But I dont have her number..."
Now when was the last time when solution of one problem didnt follow with another?
pRicky " Ill find it and give it to you" Now how and I want to knwo hoe will you do it? Are you the freaking Interpol? Why? Why do you have to find out?
TAP! TAP!
on the shoulder...
" you aren't allowed to use the phone inside here..."
Now why the hell not??
Well cause I aka pRicky was in the library and it has a swank name to top it off THE LEARNING RESOURCE CENTER so obviously any other reason well wouldnt be expected as there wont be another reason if truth be told. Some rules are just so they fill the whole A4 sheet...
I am also highly obedient so I instantly after assuring the shoulder taper bent down to tie my shoe lace which needed no such attention and continued my convo but the caller had hung up and my awesome movie learned and perfected trick went, well, unfilmed. Well Hollywood's loss... What can I say?
I dont know what got into me. I walked across the two blocks. Went to a techs room.
Negative! They didnt know it.
I didnt have much trust in the number I had found.
But this caller for some reason was counting on me...
I hate it when people count on me. Most times they just want to get some work out of me other times lik this time they count on me... And I am also the king of disappointments...
All my life and till date I have been scorned at made fun of and even been laughed at about my basic understanding and practice of Mathematics.
But when I walked back... with the caller in the RP1... It was strange...
No one would still rely on my maths and on anything else for that matter... I would neevr be helpful with any kind of mathematical conclusions. I wouldnt be able to do the Milk monthly bill... People would wonder how on earth did I actually do 12 years of mathematics and still be so bad at it...
C8647Z
I'll know them if not remember...
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I had lebanese Breakfast at six thirty in the Evening... It was yumm. I have never figured specific times for food. They don't matter to me anyhow
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Went to the Natural History Museum...
Man! My mouth remained open in WOAH!!!
All through...
The dinos... I am still to speechless...




I love MUSEUMS>>>>>>>
THE PICS ARENT GOOD BUT HEY I WAS MORE occupied making WOAH sounds... Little boys were wondering where I had come from... I can give boys a run for their money at any age when it comes to acting their age...


Cool Slideshows


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Saw the most beautiful creatures and man they were sexy...
The four wheeled beauties...


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T's mom came and left. It was quite awesome. We were a gang (or atleast I like to imagine we were and T and T's mom might disagree and if not for being nice and polite they might deny the claim but nevertheless) when it came to pizza's and generally eatable stuff.
It was real refreshing to have her around. She was more fun than ever. Even more cooler than ....
this is where I should stop talking...
But anyhow she was to catch her plane back to India.
So T and I accompanied her to the airport.
Now I have said this before and I say it again I hate riding in Buses and We were travelling in it and I was not happy one bit...
I tried standing but was feeling real umm Ill just say sleepy to protect my image I was actually nauseous... Darn it!!! I said it damn...
Anyhow, I had a bag with me and I put it on th seat next to me and Another thing I realise each time I sit in a bus is that I dont fit into the seat and so I managed to position in a way that I went into a fitful nap.
Next thing I knew, the bus had stopped and someone had whisked away the bag and ran out...



I bolted out. Not as fast as I should have and not in as cool as people usually do...
But I did.
Thought 1: I am running, damn I should have worn shoes... (I was wearing floaters and I never wear them ever)
Thought 2: Ill start sweating in my sweatshirt... I have no freaking clue why I thought that??
Thought 3: I can see them... He is trying to give the bag to the other guy... the other guy hasnt realised what the first guy was trying to do and I could see them still... Shit what if the bus would leave...
Thought 4: Ill get beaten up today... Why me? why me??
Then I saw that they threw the bag and I picked it back and yelled an obscenity... ran back to the bus... Saw relieved T and T's mom... I felt like an idiot for not being responsible...
I would like to have said I caught the guys and punched them both but I can just say I wish...
I am quite glad that they threw the bag and left cause I really couldnt have afforded another broken specs and I didnt want to be beaten up...
well anyhow... My London bus to Heathrow journeys are jinxed... It happened in the winter in What the fog...
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T is the most darnest thing to have around when she is afflicted by the attack of the sleep. It quite awe inspiring and tremendously powerful sight...
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Played with Chinese.... Basketball...
My flukes should be the stuff with what legendary golden flukes are made...
It felt good to be on the court but ...
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Scotland calling...
Je suis Prest!!!
If only...
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